"Are you trying to get raped? Ever been raped? Ha! Not fun!"
- A blind date on date #1 (and only)
Rape is traumatizing and confusing. As a victim of sexual abuse, you may have questions, like, "Was I really, seriously, legitimately raped?" Depending on what you were wearing, who allegedly raped you, and how you behaved before, during, and after the alleged rape, you may be faced with analyzing 50 shades of grey area in order to prove to your local legislators that you were, in fact, raped.
Of course, there is one nearly fool-proof way to tell if you were legitimately raped:
But if you are still feeling befuddled, or think you might have the uterus that God forgot, here's a handy chart to help you and your friendly neighborhood District Attorney parse out the details: